Well, apparently this console is a hoax, some kind of internet joke or something, and I totally fell for it. Thanks to our friends at the Atariage forums I have been enlightened.
Hey guys, I'm not blind. Somebody could have like, told me it was bullshit or something.
Anyway, due to new information, this page has been moved to the "Misc" catagory. I really do want to have accurate info on this site, so if I've fallen for any other internet practical jokes, please let me in on it. I am a grown man now. I can take it.